Diora Baird

Diora Gets Dark

Diora will be co-starring in the upcoming drama "Dark Matter" alongside Meryl "ultimate actress" Streep! She did it! I've give my left eye-ball to star in a movie with Meryl. Hell, I'd give my left eye-ball to sit in the same restaurant with Meryl. Ok, so I'd do that for Diora as well. And, truth be known, even Whoopi Goldberg. Hey! "Sister Act" was great!

Here is a trailer for the film which releases soon:

posted @ Sunday, June 15, 2008 6:05 PM | Feedback (0)

Diora's New Trailer!

Here are two recently released trailers for the upcoming crime flick "Four Years Running" which stars the one and only Diora Baird. You have to squint to see her but you should be squinting more anyways. Whatever your mom told you as a kid about your face sticking was wrong. Never trust your mother! Don't you people know this by now? The film is due later in the year.

posted @ Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:21 AM | Feedback (0)

The ever-elusive Diora Baird

Diora Baird has been in hiding lately. She's probably just been finishing up movies and planning her eventual takeover of the male world. She did, however, recently attend the premiere of a movie I've never even heard of. Luckily, photographers were there to prove it. Come back to us soon Diora!

posted @ Sunday, February 24, 2008 8:10 PM | Feedback (0)

Diora is a porn star

Ok not really. But she'll be playing one on TV. Ok that's not entirely true either. She will be playing one at your local cineplex though. Diora Baird just filmed the movie "Porn Star" in which she will be playing a, well, guess. The film doesn't have a release date but my sources indicate it will be be ready for public consumption in fall of 2008. That gives us almost a year to take one long cold shower. 

Here is the first trailer.

posted @ Tuesday, December 11, 2007 10:50 PM | Feedback (0)

Young People Posting

The PR wizards behind the advertising of Diora's upcoming film "Young People Fucking"  have released some promotional stills of the upcoming romantic comedy. These are the actual promotional stills they have released.

These are heavy on promotion. Not so heavy on still. Yes, that was a penis quip.



The film opens at porn theaters across the country later in the year. Just kidding. It's opening at regular theaters. They'll just look and sound like porn theaters. Ew.

posted @ Wednesday, September 12, 2007 3:37 PM | Feedback (0)

Esquire Esquire We All Scream for Esquire

Diora posed for a pictorial in this month's issue of Esquire magazine. Guess who bought it and scanned it for you guys? That's right. Me. I even pulled the whole "Felt weird about buying a magazine just so I could stare at some cleavage so I bought two packs of aspirin, Fritos, and a chocolate milk along with it" thing. The things I do for you guys.

Actually I think I was just embarrassed because Sean Penn was on the cover. He annoys me.

Enjoy the photos!

posted @ Wednesday, September 12, 2007 3:29 PM | Feedback (0)

Yeah I know I rule

Because my heart is filled with eternal love for all of you, here is a batch of videos I've been collecting that feature Diora in various stages of undress. No jokes necessary. Just make sure you have a drool cap handy.

posted @ Sunday, August 26, 2007 7:51 PM | Feedback (0)

This interviewer really blows it

I have to say that, given the chance, there are a great many things I'd love to ask Diora Baird. Maybe I'd ask about her favorite authors, or about her political views, or if I was feeling ornery I'd ask her about her first hardcore make out session. I would not, however, waste precious Diora facetime talking about Greys Anatomy. Seriously?! Greys Anatomy really?! I mean come on. He could have at least talked about Lost.

She looks hot though.

posted @ Friday, August 10, 2007 3:13 AM | Feedback (0)

Fore!

In honor of the new Diora Maxim spread I decided to see how many horrible golf related sexual puns I could come up with off the top of my head. My dad is an avid golfer so prepare to be shocked and awed.

I'd like to get a hole in her one. Wink wink. Nudge nudge.
I could  totally see myself pitching from her bunker.
I would love to drive to the center of her fairway.
She gets me so hot I'd probably singhe her VJ.
She has some heavy rough I would definitely not mind landing in.
I wouldn't mind palmering her Arnold if you know what I'm saying.
That tiger sure gave me a Wood if you catch my drift.
I could see myself jacking to that(nick) lass. That one sucked. Geeze this is hard now. Just check out the photos:



She looks so hot that I'd even forgive her if she made a Fuzzy Zoeller-esque racial slur. I'd rather she not though.

posted @ Thursday, August 09, 2007 1:51 AM | Feedback (0)

I need your help

I found this ancient clip of Diora appearing on an old MTV dating show. It seems to be a show where she'll have to choose between two guys and maybe in some form of speed dating. It could be a mid 90s precursor to Next? Anyways she looks hot and she is just nineteen in the clip! I wish I could find the whole episode though. Anyone out there in webland know what show this clip was culled from? If I can get the entire episode I'll digitize it and cut it up and put them all up for everybody to enjoy! Thats just how nice I am. Here is the clip:

posted @ Monday, August 06, 2007 4:36 PM | Feedback (0)